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Asshole Teenager
If you were a total asshole growing up you should probably let your parents know that you’re truly sorry for being a monster. • Card reads, “Sorry for being an asshole when I was a teenager / Happy Mother’s Day” • Digitally printed onto luxe, bright-white linen textured paper • Folded card measures A2 (4.25″ x 5.5″) and comes with a coordinating envelope
Bruh
Mom you’re skibidi sigma rizzler ohio gyatt (IYKYK)• Card reads, “happy mother’s day BRUH….i mean mom” Letterpress printed • Folded card measures A2 (4.25″ x 5.5″) • Comes with a coordinating envelope.
Like A-Mother
Mother figures deserve a mother’s day card, too. • Card reads: “Happy Like A-Mother-To-Me Day” • Letterpress printed with vibrant, neon inks • Folded card measures A2 (4.25″ x 5.5″) • Comes with a coordinating envelope.
Love you Mom
Keep it short and sweet with this card for Mom. • Card reads: “Love you Mom!” • Letterpress printed with vibrant, neon ink • Folded card measures A2 (4.25″ x 5.5″) • Comes with a coordinating envelope.
Lucky Me
A sweet card for mom in a pretty blush pink + navy blue combo. • Card reads: “I’m so lucky to have you for a mom” • Letterpress printed • Folded card measures A2 (4.25″ x 5.5″) • Comes with a coordinating envelope.
Thanks, Mom!
When you realize that your mom could have fucked you up wayyyyyy worse, here’s the card for you for Mother’s Day. • Card reads, “Thanks for not fucking me up too bad, mom – Happy Mother’s Day” • Digitally printed onto luxe, bright-white linen textured paper • Folded card measures A2 (4.25″ x 5.5″) and comes with a coordinating envelope
Teacher Mom
Once you become a mom, you really start to realize all the things she’s done for you along the way. She can never be thanked enough, but this is a good start! Card reads: “You taught me how to be a mom” in embroidery styled lettering • Letterpress printed • Folded card measures A2 (4.25″ x 5.5″) • Comes with a coordinating envelope.
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