$6.00
Birthday Song
Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday toooooo you! A simple birthday card in a modern colorway and fun lettering. • Card reads: “Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday toooooo you!” • Letterpress printed • Folded card measures A2 (4.25″ x 5.5″) • Comes with a coordinating envelope.
Plant Lady
A fun and colorful birthday card for the plant babe. • Card reads, “Happy Birthday, beautiful lady” beneath a giant Xanadu plant in a pink pot. • Letterpress printed with vibrant, neon inks • Folded card measures A2 (4.25″ x 5.5″) • Comes with a coordinating envelope.
Stupid Shit
Actually the most perfect birthday card for pretty much anyone because we’ve all done some sketchy ass shit that could have gotten us murdered/killed. • Card reads, “Happy Birthday! You’ve done some pretty stupid shit so I’m glad you’re still alive. • Digitally printed onto luxe, bright-white linen textured paper • Folded card measures A2 (4.25″ x 5.5″) and comes with a coordinating envelope
We’re Old
Not to make this about me, but… your birthday makes ME feel OLD! • Card reads: “Your birthday makes me feel old” • Letterpress printed with vibrant, neon inks • Folded card measures A2 (4.25″ x 5.5″) • Comes with a coordinating envelope.
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