Diary of a Plant Killer Journal, Medium

Do you have a graveyard of once-thriving houseplants? Do you struggle to keep even the easiest greenery alive? Embrace your “black thumb” with humor in the Diary of a Plant Killer journal!

This delightful medium-sized journal features:

• 120 pages to document your plant-killing mishaps, both hilarious and heartbreaking.
• A stylish, gold foil-stamped cover that proudly proclaims your “Plant Killer” title with a touch of whimsy.
• Alternating dotted and blank pages for flexible journaling: sketch wilting flowers, track watering schedules, or write down hilarious plant-related anecdotes.
• A compact and portable size (5″ x 7″) that allows you to take your plant-killing chronicles with you wherever you go.

Whether you’re an overwatering enthusiast, a forgetful underwaterer, or simply possess the mysterious ability to bring any plant to its knees, this journal is your space to laugh it off.

It’s also the perfect gift for any friend or family member who has ever mourned a lost fern or two.

So, embrace your “Plant Killer” status and chronicle your journey with humor in this unique journal. It’s a reminder that even the most well-intentioned plant parents can have hilarious (and sometimes tragic) mishaps.